Mountains of the moon, wetlands.
Mountains of the moon, peninsular.
"Forget about my crack…did you happen to notice my heavy swinging nuts?"
Hard as Chinese arithmetic/1640.
Their Eyes Were Watching Cock/1160.
Norman Rockwell’s Secret Paintings, No. 289.
"Hey, I’ve got a great idea…hop up there and let’s fuck with you standing on the wet bath tub rim…"
Hard as Chinese arithmetic/1602.