How I accidentally fucked my best friend while I was helping him take out the trash.
Hey, I’ve got a great idea…let’s fuck on these river rocks…”
Norman Rockwell’s Secret Paintings, No. 287.
"A gentleman always reaches around." (2)
"A gentleman always reaches around."
"Why don’t you just go fuck yourself?"
"All I can tell you about him is that he was a really deep fucker…"
"Yeah…I do fuck on the first date."