The Sublime Cock
Working stiffs/282.

Working stiffs/282.

Floored/261.

Floored/261.

Breaking in the roommate/6.

Breaking in the roommate/6.

14C:  SOME SICK FUCKING MOJO

I had not said a word so far while I was reading the long text conversation between John and Jack - but here I looked up at John, who was watching the post-game show, and I said, “I can’t fucking believe you sent him a cockshot, and a fucking fresh dic pic at that.” “Oh c’mon, he’s your brother. I feel like I know him. Don’t you trust him?” 

"Fuck no I don’t," I said, "don’t get me wrong, I believe he deleted the pic - he’s not putting it on Facebook or anything - but he’s up to some devious shit. I just haven’t figured out his game yet."  My alarm bells were going off all over the place - oh, I had seen immediately that Jack was trying to get John to fuck me before I got home, figuring I’d then drop my pending request - but I knew there was more to it than that.

"Well, if your down to the cockshots—" he began. "Cockshots!" I exclaimed. "Plural? Tell me you didn’t send him wood, too." "What I was trying to say is that if you’re down to the photos, plural, you’ve read a lot of his advice. It’s really good, don’t you think? I mean, I thought the part about…uh…treating you like I would want to be treated was great advice—" "He said it beautifully - but for Chrissakes, John, that’s the fucking Golden Rule…you learned it in Sunday School!"  Something about Jack’s game almost clicked into place. "Still great advice - and you can tell the way he said it, your brother really cares about you, so yeah, I trusted, do trust, him," John said. "Agree that he’s got good advice, agree that he loves me and is concerned about me - but do not agree this was all motivated by his concern for me. Maybe, but you don’t know Jack…he is a devious motherfucker and this smells fishy as hell to me. I don’t get what he’s up to, and that bothers me…Let me finish reading, maybe I can figure it out." "You want another beer?" John asked as he got up. "Sure, thanks."

•••••••

Jack: Trust me, there’s a clinical reason I need to see u hard. Btw I just deleted pic of u

Jack:  u send yet?

John:  no way

Jack: You don’t trust me?

John:  Actually , I think I do but I’m still not sending you wood

Jack:   fuck man I’m gonna be a doctor

John:  ur not my doctor 

Jack: u wanna see by big boner, I don’t mind? 

John:  dont.  i’d just feel like a fool trying to get hard & sending it to you

Jack: imagine what a fool the man bent over & waiting for his first cock to be slammed home must feel like

John:  WTF…but I need a few

Jack:  dude, you’re not stroking yet w/ all my hot as fuck chatter?

John:  brb

••••••

[Photo of John’s fully erect cock. “Jesus H. Christ, John,” I said, “but at least it’s your best side…”].

••••••••

Jack:  Fucking Cobra dick, man. I love it!  If u’ve got the juice to follow my plan, you fucking-A have the perfect cock for it…king fucking cobra

John: Glad u like my dick. Thx, I guess

Jack: hey tell the truth, after u got hard did u say wtf & bust a nut?

John:  not yet

Jack: Haha. Btw, I deleted that bad boy. Back to work now.

John: I knew u’d delete

Jack:  Trust is a beautiful thing, John. The shape of your cock - big head then flaring out wider & real thick below the head is perfect for this test, which is basically sticking only the head of your dick into the guy’s hole

Jack: btw if I were queer, which I’m not, u have the exact cock I’d want to climb up & slide down on top of. not that u & joe dont have a cerebral thing going on too,  but I get one big thing he sees in u

John:  if you’re not queer why r u hitting on me?

[I loved John for that. Jack was hitting on him, though not in a serious way, just fucking around].

Jack:  I’m not queer & I’m not hitting on u, just admiring ur eqpt & baby bro’s taste in cock

John:  whatever u say, straight man, u were just sharing the wisdom u’ve gained from ur vast experience fucking guys in the ass

Jack:  u got that rt - if I ever share any wisdom gained from bending over & taking one up the ass then u can call me queer - dept store boy - & when I hit on u u’ll  know it & I’ll be calling u queer the next am

John:  LOL…WHEN u hit on me?

Jack:  if, tex.  when = if, when u r ready to be completed,  I happen to be around & Joe says ok fuck that dude i dont give a shit

John: fuck you dickhead

•••••••

[Holy fuck, I thought, I didn’t tell Jack about the department store game, did I? But I had no doubt Jack was now hitting on John and more seriously  - Jack  often has an ‘aggressive approach’ when he’s on the hunt, more so than most guys, and I’ve never really understood how verbally battering some guys down, after flattering them first, makes them more susceptible to phases 3 & 4…which in turn somehow culminate with Jack’s cock buried in their asses an hour or so later. For sure it only “works” for Jack in a minority of encounters, but apparently with a sufficiently high success rate to continue using the approach. Maybe there is a certain personality trait to which  Jack is attuned, something like if the response to verbal battery is fawning - and this is just a wild ass guess - Jack registers, ‘this guy will bend over if I can get him to phase 3.’ Or it could be that this process allows Jack to sift out a subset of guys whom he correctly identifies as those mostly likely to both bend over AND placidly accept being kicked to the curb shortly after they stand up straight again. However that calculus works, I was heartened to see that John did not meekly retreat in the face of Jack’s verbal assault. Not that I would’ve expected any different. Of course, there’s quite a difference in being hit on (or abused) by text versus in person. And I had yet to detect even a whiff of a truly Jack-worthy charm offensive, with which he could also be deadly, but which was better suited to face-to-face (and hand on thigh) encounters. While I knew that Jack was just sparring - stretching his hunter/gatherer/fucker muscles - I made a mental note not to let Jack get anywhere near John if I could help it. I sensed that his toying with John was probably just a side game, a feint, at most a tangential part of  Jack’s larger game…but I couldn’t be sure what the true scope of the playing field really was].

•••••••

Jack:  having my doubts about u again John, after u started showing such promise

John:  u hit on & insult me & I’M the asshole??

Jack: no, cobra dick - I am the asshole and we were talking about how u can best use ur dickhead if ur thru thinking w/ it

Jack: do u really not see what I was just doing? what happened to ur trust in me? u let go of trust in a big fucking hurry, dont u?

John:  u taking meds? or maybe forgetting to take meds u really ought to be taking?

Jack:  Haha.  let me spell it out for u  - i do love ur cock dude, but i’m not hitting on u or insulting u - fuck man ur almost like family - just reminding u that a top is no better than a bottom, it takes both to complete each other & if u ever think there’s something wrong or worse about getting fucked in the ass or u think u might look down on Joe one day for being a pillow muncher then don’t u fucking dare stick ur dick in my bro or I’ll rip it off

Jack:  its not personal John I think we could be best buds if ur the kind of guy Joe thinks u r…

John:  I love him goddammit

Jack: I believe that. Have u told him that?

John: not exactly

Jack: do u think u cd do that 1 lil thing b4 u bend him over & fuck him in the ass w/ ur magnum cock? might be a good thing for both of u, help relax that sphincter muscle or something. just think about it

John:  10/4

Jack:  Joe says that too. Cute. 

Jack:  I was about to entrust u w/ the secret of my success - if u still want it. or can I get back to studying. 

Doesn’t matter to me but I think u had asked me about trust…

••••••

[That was fucking rich. Major game underway. I had to hand it to Jack, even though I knew that I was the real mark here. I scrolled down to see how much longer it had taken for Jack to lay the rest of his snares. I had a kind of strange detachment, curious to see how it all unfolded, but fully understanding that this conversation between him and John was Jack’s gambit to ensure that this was the only fucking he was ever going to give me. And I knew that meant Jack was worried that if he didn’t do something big he was going to find himself balls deep in my ass for real, and soon. Jack didn’t trust himself not to fuck me! I couldn’t help but smile at that. “Fuck, did you talk to Jack ALL fucking afternoon?” I asked John. “Pretty much,” he admitted. “Were you really jacking off?” John just winked at me].

•••••••

John:  so tell me how I can trust YOU again

Jack:  well I’m probably not going to be fucking u any time soon, but maybe u can twist this into a more general app…what I know about is the trust between the guy getting fucked & the guy fucking him

Jack:  u wanna hear it, yes or no? I have shit to do

Jack: ok good luck then

John:  Yes

John:  u still around?

John:  Jack, I want to hear. Please.

•••••••

[Jack’s obvious delay was priceless, though I was sorry to see John bite  such an exposed hook].

•••••••

Jack:  ok,  1st u have to trust yourself - 100% - cuz  u’ll have to make a promise that’s gonna be hard to keep & u fucking must keep it. If u have slightest doubt u can keep the promise, u don’t make it. Period. U copy?

John: yep

Jack:  If he trusts you enough to do this w/ u & if you dont fuck it up u guys will be rock solid 

Jack: No trickery or deceit will do here, none, no omissions either, cuz see this about trust…you tell Joe straight up what this is about, that u know that when it comes to ur relationship in general and buttfucking in particular his total trust in you is paramount

Jack: u there?

John: yep, I follow u

Jack: cool. u r going to prep his ass like ur gonna fuck him but tell him up front u r not going to fuck him - no matter what - b/c ur not…u explain every step below b4 u do anything, ok?

John: ok…

Jack: take a shower together, whatever, wash his ass good u know, but then dry off & go to bed for the rest. Prop his ass up on the edge of the bed, kneel on the floor & give his asshole the kind of tonguing you’d want given to you if the world were ending tomorrow…u do rim?

John: I do, we do

Jack: good. then after ur best top shelf rim job, u  lube his hole but good, water-based, u know?

John: 10/4

Jack: finger him, two fingers inserted all the way, eventually, slowly, very gently, ok?

John: ok

Jack: btw if u suck nipples this is a great time to do that, 2 fingers + nips is killer

John:  good idea

Jack: Duh…u cum yet?

John: huh?

Jack: thought u were stroking that cobra dude

John:  I was fucking kidding…& that was before u jumped my ass anyway

Jack: LOL if u think that was an ass chewing…

Jack:  anyway by this point in process u should be plenty hard, but if not, ask Joe to get u hard w/ his mouth. he’ll like that. I’d use a condom here, definitely if ur a minute man, as I suspect - but its up to u guys

Jack:  but when u fuck him for real, u use a condom - u will use a condom right?

John: absolutely

Jack: sorry, he is my bro…are u an early squirter or not?

John:  no

Jack:  just curious, be a shame for king cobra to strike too quick

so what you’re gonna do - & u’ve told Joe all this already right?- is ur going to gently insert the big fat head of your cock into his well-lubed a•hole. Lube your dick too if i didnt say that already

Jack: Push in the head - and stop. Not more than 1”, 1.5” max. No wiggling, no in/out, you stick ur big sweet mushroom head  in & park it. Got it?

John: got kinda weird at the end. Is that it?

Jack: it’s not weird u just havn’t had a cock in your ass YET or even had ur cock in an ass…which reminds me…u got a big dickhead for sure so just pushing in enough to bury that fungi won’t be a snap…be careful

Jack:  Just like ur fucking for real, u go real slow, real easy…u can partly insert lubed finger at an angle at same time you push head in, widens the opening…oh yeah, u hold ur cock in one hand when you start to push in - u don’t push w/ ur body - not yet 

pushing ur cock in w/ ur body is called ‘fucking’ - & we never fuck during the trust test do we?  u getting all this?

John: loud & clear…if u mean do I get that ur giving me step-by-steps for exactly how to fuck, to get started fucking, a virgin…baby brother

Jack: i seem to recall u’ve never started fucking ANY dude’s ass, so be glad I’m interested enuf to drop a couple pointers on u so u don’t ruin Joe’s bright future as a btm b4 he gets rolling

Jack: but ur really not as dumb as Joe said u r - so my guess is IF u can get started fucking him w/o killing him u can probly solve the puzzle of how to finish fucking him all on ur own - slow, sweet & easy big guy

Jack:  trust test - ur also probly smart enuf to figure out that while ur just standing there killing time w/ ur cock in ur hand & ur cock’s head in Joe’s dark place u might as well tug on his fairly hefty cock…suck it even if u suck dick

Jack: u do suck dick?

John:  trick Q??

Jack: no Ive heard of guys, a good friend of mine really, he fucks other guys but just can’t stand the idea of a cock in his mouth

John:  no shit? that’s odd

Jack: who can say man? we primates get off in so many fucking diff ways who knows which way is the odd one…but this guy I know it tore him up that he cdnt do the one thing the most impt dude in the world to him most wanted from him

John:  tragic

Jack: it was, still is

[Jesus Fucking Christ…if that wasn’t a message meant to be delivered directly to me, and verbatim, I didn’t know my identical twin at all. And I do know him just about as well as I know myself. There was enough of Jack’s version of our sorry history in that BS line about Jack’s ‘tragic’ friend that I couldn’t miss it and not nearly enough so that John would have thought he was talking about me, or that it was even worth mentioning to me. So Jack expected me to read all of this, KNEW I would be reading it and not just hearing about the highlights - which also explained why Jack’s commentary was so heavily salted with the language of his and my earlier commentary. I checked the time of his first message to John…12 minutes after our chat had ended. I took his comment ‘still is’ to be the shot across my bow that it in fact was:  ‘I know you well enough to know, Joe, that you’ve told your bf we used to fool around together, but  not the half of it…you keep your shit up with me and he might somehow find out what your real Christmas plans are.’ I got up to take a leak. “You done?” John asked. “Not hardly,” I replied. “I’m really just getting started.”]

•••••••

John:  so anyway  - when I’m bldg trust - ur test - how long do I hang out w/ only the head of my cock inside?

Jack:  as long as u both can stand it w/o fucking. I’m not going to lie to you. the truest possible way to say this is: with all that foreplay I rx’d & ur big head, Joe - or any dude who wants to take it up the ass - is going to bad want u to fuck him right then. He’ll probly beg u to fuck him that min, tell u, it’s ok, I trust u, just fuck me NOW u stud.  

Jack:  But you’re not going to fuck him then, are you?

John: I’m not?

Jack: no GDit you’re not! U fucking promised that totally exposed vulnerable guy u supposedly love that you wd not fuck him then, no matter what, and u want him to trust u utterly, so no u dumbass, u r not going to fuck him then

Jack: & u r going to be all horned up & I’m telling you the head of your cock is going to feel fucking superb in his tight sweet virgin ass cuz that hole is gonna spasm & clamp down on the intruder

Jack: & ur big cobra dick is gonna be dying to plunge in deep full speed ahead - but you are not going to, are you?

John: I’m not

Jack: Why not, fuckstick?

John: b/c I promised

Jack: ur GD right u promised…so let’s say Joe releases u from ur promise while the head of ur dick is still clamped right there in the portal…do u fuck him then?

John: of course

Jack: fuck no u don’t moron - b/c your promise is you will not fuck him during this test EVEN if he releases u from your vow

John: oh

Jack: honestly, btwn us, tho, if u were to slip up then and u fucked him from sideways to sunday AFTER he had released you from your vow, that wouldn’t be the worst thing

John: it wouldn’t?

Jack: no, but if u can be strong & pull out then instead of pushing in - if u can be a real man - u’ll have some sick fucking mojo my friend - Joe will know he can trust you totally & he’ll be slamming his sweet ass back down onto your dick before u know it

Jack:  so slipping up after being released wouldn’t be the worst deal, but holding true & using that sick fucking mojo later will be the best thing ever, make you guys a couple of dynamite fucking buttfuckers

Jack: Trust me, this shit is solid gold  & it’s fun too - plus it would probly do Joe good to get just an inch or so of your cobra dick in his chute sooner rather than later - if that poor fucker really has to wait a month for u to put the wood to him at least he’ll be feeling that shroom of urs in his hole the whole holidays, in a good way, u know?

John: question, sir?

Jack: shoot

John: u said a few times ‘don’t fuck him THEN’ … ‘fuck him later’ etc, etc - how long do we have to wait after a successful test?

Jack: haha. u finally found the loophole - hardly at all!  u can NOT fuck him tho IF your cock is in his ass  when he releases u from ur vow… but

Jack:  all you have to do is w/draw, cool down a cupla min, talk & if u both agree to proceed…u can have ur cake & eat it too

John: I don’t see a downside

Jack:  nope not if u dont fuck this up. the only real d/s is if u promise not to fuck him, he trusts u, but u lose control & pound his ass…then u got laid but u r fucking toast forever after

John:  I got that. can’t thank u enough for all of this jack

Jack:  only thx I want is for you to properly fuck my lil bro - when he’s ready, tho sooner is better - as tenderly & as gently & as passionately as you would want to be fucked yourself, if you wanted to be fucked in the ass, which i’m not sure about u. I just want u to make joe happy 

John:  thx, later man

Jack: oh shit John I had this great idea a lil while ago & forgot to say - if u & Joe can’t seal this deal b4 school’s out - no, even if u do, why not cum over to MS for a few days right after u do ur family gig in big D? Joe & I have our own apt out back & I’ll gladly clear the fuck out so u guys can play house in pvt - it’s the perfect set up for illicit romance 

Jack:   personally certified for illicit romance 

John:  no doubt. i like that plan, will talk to Joe. Thx again

Jack: good deal - but u shd clear this chat & even tho u r all about bldg trust, probly best to let that shit slide this once & not let Joe know I’m all up in his biz, ok?

John:  10/4

Jack:  i hope u know u have the best fucking guy in the world

John: I do

Jack: so give him what he needs & take good care of him ok?

John: I will

Jack: & good luck! so long

•••••••

Jack:  ps - u ever think about a 3way? 

John:  LOL

Jack:  u got my no. so buzz me if u need… or want…anything at all  ; )

•••••••

14C: SOME SICK FUCKING MOJO

I had not said a word so far while I was reading the long text conversation between John and Jack - but here I looked up at John, who was watching the post-game show, and I said, “I can’t fucking believe you sent him a cockshot, and a fucking fresh dic pic at that.” “Oh c’mon, he’s your brother. I feel like I know him. Don’t you trust him?”

"Fuck no I don’t," I said, "don’t get me wrong, I believe he deleted the pic - he’s not putting it on Facebook or anything - but he’s up to some devious shit. I just haven’t figured out his game yet." My alarm bells were going off all over the place - oh, I had seen immediately that Jack was trying to get John to fuck me before I got home, figuring I’d then drop my pending request - but I knew there was more to it than that.

"Well, if your down to the cockshots—" he began. "Cockshots!" I exclaimed. "Plural? Tell me you didn’t send him wood, too." "What I was trying to say is that if you’re down to the photos, plural, you’ve read a lot of his advice. It’s really good, don’t you think? I mean, I thought the part about…uh…treating you like I would want to be treated was great advice—" "He said it beautifully - but for Chrissakes, John, that’s the fucking Golden Rule…you learned it in Sunday School!" Something about Jack’s game almost clicked into place. "Still great advice - and you can tell the way he said it, your brother really cares about you, so yeah, I trusted, do trust, him," John said. "Agree that he’s got good advice, agree that he loves me and is concerned about me - but do not agree this was all motivated by his concern for me. Maybe, but you don’t know Jack…he is a devious motherfucker and this smells fishy as hell to me. I don’t get what he’s up to, and that bothers me…Let me finish reading, maybe I can figure it out." "You want another beer?" John asked as he got up. "Sure, thanks."

•••••••

Jack: Trust me, there’s a clinical reason I need to see u hard. Btw I just deleted pic of u

Jack: u send yet?

John: no way

Jack: You don’t trust me?

John: Actually , I think I do but I’m still not sending you wood

Jack: fuck man I’m gonna be a doctor

John: ur not my doctor

Jack: u wanna see by big boner, I don’t mind?

John: dont. i’d just feel like a fool trying to get hard & sending it to you

Jack: imagine what a fool the man bent over & waiting for his first cock to be slammed home must feel like

John: WTF…but I need a few

Jack: dude, you’re not stroking yet w/ all my hot as fuck chatter?

John: brb

••••••

[Photo of John’s fully erect cock. “Jesus H. Christ, John,” I said, “but at least it’s your best side…”].

••••••••

Jack: Fucking Cobra dick, man. I love it! If u’ve got the juice to follow my plan, you fucking-A have the perfect cock for it…king fucking cobra

John: Glad u like my dick. Thx, I guess

Jack: hey tell the truth, after u got hard did u say wtf & bust a nut?

John: not yet

Jack: Haha. Btw, I deleted that bad boy. Back to work now.

John: I knew u’d delete

Jack: Trust is a beautiful thing, John. The shape of your cock - big head then flaring out wider & real thick below the head is perfect for this test, which is basically sticking only the head of your dick into the guy’s hole

Jack: btw if I were queer, which I’m not, u have the exact cock I’d want to climb up & slide down on top of. not that u & joe dont have a cerebral thing going on too, but I get one big thing he sees in u

John: if you’re not queer why r u hitting on me?

[I loved John for that. Jack was hitting on him, though not in a serious way, just fucking around].

Jack: I’m not queer & I’m not hitting on u, just admiring ur eqpt & baby bro’s taste in cock

John: whatever u say, straight man, u were just sharing the wisdom u’ve gained from ur vast experience fucking guys in the ass

Jack: u got that rt - if I ever share any wisdom gained from bending over & taking one up the ass then u can call me queer - dept store boy - & when I hit on u u’ll know it & I’ll be calling u queer the next am

John: LOL…WHEN u hit on me?

Jack: if, tex. when = if, when u r ready to be completed, I happen to be around & Joe says ok fuck that dude i dont give a shit

John: fuck you dickhead

•••••••

[Holy fuck, I thought, I didn’t tell Jack about the department store game, did I? But I had no doubt Jack was now hitting on John and more seriously - Jack often has an ‘aggressive approach’ when he’s on the hunt, more so than most guys, and I’ve never really understood how verbally battering some guys down, after flattering them first, makes them more susceptible to phases 3 & 4…which in turn somehow culminate with Jack’s cock buried in their asses an hour or so later. For sure it only “works” for Jack in a minority of encounters, but apparently with a sufficiently high success rate to continue using the approach. Maybe there is a certain personality trait to which Jack is attuned, something like if the response to verbal battery is fawning - and this is just a wild ass guess - Jack registers, ‘this guy will bend over if I can get him to phase 3.’ Or it could be that this process allows Jack to sift out a subset of guys whom he correctly identifies as those mostly likely to both bend over AND placidly accept being kicked to the curb shortly after they stand up straight again. However that calculus works, I was heartened to see that John did not meekly retreat in the face of Jack’s verbal assault. Not that I would’ve expected any different. Of course, there’s quite a difference in being hit on (or abused) by text versus in person. And I had yet to detect even a whiff of a truly Jack-worthy charm offensive, with which he could also be deadly, but which was better suited to face-to-face (and hand on thigh) encounters. While I knew that Jack was just sparring - stretching his hunter/gatherer/fucker muscles - I made a mental note not to let Jack get anywhere near John if I could help it. I sensed that his toying with John was probably just a side game, a feint, at most a tangential part of Jack’s larger game…but I couldn’t be sure what the true scope of the playing field really was].

•••••••

Jack: having my doubts about u again John, after u started showing such promise

John: u hit on & insult me & I’M the asshole??

Jack: no, cobra dick - I am the asshole and we were talking about how u can best use ur dickhead if ur thru thinking w/ it

Jack: do u really not see what I was just doing? what happened to ur trust in me? u let go of trust in a big fucking hurry, dont u?

John: u taking meds? or maybe forgetting to take meds u really ought to be taking?

Jack: Haha. let me spell it out for u - i do love ur cock dude, but i’m not hitting on u or insulting u - fuck man ur almost like family - just reminding u that a top is no better than a bottom, it takes both to complete each other & if u ever think there’s something wrong or worse about getting fucked in the ass or u think u might look down on Joe one day for being a pillow muncher then don’t u fucking dare stick ur dick in my bro or I’ll rip it off

Jack: its not personal John I think we could be best buds if ur the kind of guy Joe thinks u r…

John: I love him goddammit

Jack: I believe that. Have u told him that?

John: not exactly

Jack: do u think u cd do that 1 lil thing b4 u bend him over & fuck him in the ass w/ ur magnum cock? might be a good thing for both of u, help relax that sphincter muscle or something. just think about it

John: 10/4

Jack: Joe says that too. Cute.

Jack: I was about to entrust u w/ the secret of my success - if u still want it. or can I get back to studying. Doesn’t matter to me but I think u had asked me about trust…

••••••

[That was fucking rich. Major game underway. I had to hand it to Jack, even though I knew that I was the real mark here. I scrolled down to see how much longer it had taken for Jack to lay the rest of his snares. I had a kind of strange detachment, curious to see how it all unfolded, but fully understanding that this conversation between him and John was Jack’s gambit to ensure that this was the only fucking he was ever going to give me. And I knew that meant Jack was worried that if he didn’t do something big he was going to find himself balls deep in my ass for real, and soon. Jack didn’t trust himself not to fuck me! I couldn’t help but smile at that. “Fuck, did you talk to Jack ALL fucking afternoon?” I asked John. “Pretty much,” he admitted. “Were you really jacking off?” John just winked at me].

•••••••

John: so tell me how I can trust YOU again

Jack: well I’m probably not going to be fucking u any time soon, but maybe u can twist this into a more general app…what I know about is the trust between the guy getting fucked & the guy fucking him

Jack: u wanna hear it, yes or no? I have shit to do

Jack: ok good luck then

John: Yes

John: u still around?

John: Jack, I want to hear. Please.

•••••••

[Jack’s obvious delay was priceless, though I was sorry to see John bite such an exposed hook].

•••••••

Jack: ok, 1st u have to trust yourself - 100% - cuz u’ll have to make a promise that’s gonna be hard to keep & u fucking must keep it. If u have slightest doubt u can keep the promise, u don’t make it. Period. U copy?

John: yep

Jack: If he trusts you enough to do this w/ u & if you dont fuck it up u guys will be rock solid

Jack: No trickery or deceit will do here, none, no omissions either, cuz see this about trust…you tell Joe straight up what this is about, that u know that when it comes to ur relationship in general and buttfucking in particular his total trust in you is paramount

Jack: u there?

John: yep, I follow u

Jack: cool. u r going to prep his ass like ur gonna fuck him but tell him up front u r not going to fuck him - no matter what - b/c ur not…u explain every step below b4 u do anything, ok?

John: ok…

Jack: take a shower together, whatever, wash his ass good u know, but then dry off & go to bed for the rest. Prop his ass up on the edge of the bed, kneel on the floor & give his asshole the kind of tonguing you’d want given to you if the world were ending tomorrow…u do rim?

John: I do, we do

Jack: good. then after ur best top shelf rim job, u lube his hole but good, water-based, u know?

John: 10/4

Jack: finger him, two fingers inserted all the way, eventually, slowly, very gently, ok?

John: ok

Jack: btw if u suck nipples this is a great time to do that, 2 fingers + nips is killer

John: good idea

Jack: Duh…u cum yet?

John: huh?

Jack: thought u were stroking that cobra dude

John: I was fucking kidding…& that was before u jumped my ass anyway

Jack: LOL if u think that was an ass chewing…

Jack: anyway by this point in process u should be plenty hard, but if not, ask Joe to get u hard w/ his mouth. he’ll like that. I’d use a condom here, definitely if ur a minute man, as I suspect - but its up to u guys

Jack: but when u fuck him for real, u use a condom - u will use a condom right?

John: absolutely

Jack: sorry, he is my bro…are u an early squirter or not?

John: no

Jack: just curious, be a shame for king cobra to strike too quick

so what you’re gonna do - & u’ve told Joe all this already right?- is ur going to gently insert the big fat head of your cock into his well-lubed a•hole. Lube your dick too if i didnt say that already

Jack: Push in the head - and stop. Not more than 1”, 1.5” max. No wiggling, no in/out, you stick ur big sweet mushroom head in & park it. Got it?

John: got kinda weird at the end. Is that it?

Jack: it’s not weird u just havn’t had a cock in your ass YET or even had ur cock in an ass…which reminds me…u got a big dickhead for sure so just pushing in enough to bury that fungi won’t be a snap…be careful

Jack: Just like ur fucking for real, u go real slow, real easy…u can partly insert lubed finger at an angle at same time you push head in, widens the opening…oh yeah, u hold ur cock in one hand when you start to push in - u don’t push w/ ur body - not yet

pushing ur cock in w/ ur body is called ‘fucking’ - & we never fuck during the trust test do we? u getting all this?

John: loud & clear…if u mean do I get that ur giving me step-by-steps for exactly how to fuck, to get started fucking, a virgin…baby brother

Jack: i seem to recall u’ve never started fucking ANY dude’s ass, so be glad I’m interested enuf to drop a couple pointers on u so u don’t ruin Joe’s bright future as a btm b4 he gets rolling

Jack: but ur really not as dumb as Joe said u r - so my guess is IF u can get started fucking him w/o killing him u can probly solve the puzzle of how to finish fucking him all on ur own - slow, sweet & easy big guy

Jack: trust test - ur also probly smart enuf to figure out that while ur just standing there killing time w/ ur cock in ur hand & ur cock’s head in Joe’s dark place u might as well tug on his fairly hefty cock…suck it even if u suck dick

Jack: u do suck dick?

John: trick Q??

Jack: no Ive heard of guys, a good friend of mine really, he fucks other guys but just can’t stand the idea of a cock in his mouth

John: no shit? that’s odd

Jack: who can say man? we primates get off in so many fucking diff ways who knows which way is the odd one…but this guy I know it tore him up that he cdnt do the one thing the most impt dude in the world to him most wanted from him

John: tragic

Jack: it was, still is

[Jesus Fucking Christ…if that wasn’t a message meant to be delivered directly to me, and verbatim, I didn’t know my identical twin at all. And I do know him just about as well as I know myself. There was enough of Jack’s version of our sorry history in that BS line about Jack’s ‘tragic’ friend that I couldn’t miss it and not nearly enough so that John would have thought he was talking about me, or that it was even worth mentioning to me. So Jack expected me to read all of this, KNEW I would be reading it and not just hearing about the highlights - which also explained why Jack’s commentary was so heavily salted with the language of his and my earlier commentary. I checked the time of his first message to John…12 minutes after our chat had ended. I took his comment ‘still is’ to be the shot across my bow that it in fact was: ‘I know you well enough to know, Joe, that you’ve told your bf we used to fool around together, but not the half of it…you keep your shit up with me and he might somehow find out what your real Christmas plans are.’ I got up to take a leak. “You done?” John asked. “Not hardly,” I replied. “I’m really just getting started.”] •••••••

John: so anyway - when I’m bldg trust - ur test - how long do I hang out w/ only the head of my cock inside?

Jack: as long as u both can stand it w/o fucking. I’m not going to lie to you. the truest possible way to say this is: with all that foreplay I rx’d & ur big head, Joe - or any dude who wants to take it up the ass - is going to bad want u to fuck him right then. He’ll probly beg u to fuck him that min, tell u, it’s ok, I trust u, just fuck me NOW u stud.

Jack: But you’re not going to fuck him then, are you?

John: I’m not?

Jack: no GDit you’re not! U fucking promised that totally exposed vulnerable guy u supposedly love that you wd not fuck him then, no matter what, and u want him to trust u utterly, so no u dumbass, u r not going to fuck him then

Jack: & u r going to be all horned up & I’m telling you the head of your cock is going to feel fucking superb in his tight sweet virgin ass cuz that hole is gonna spasm & clamp down on the intruder

Jack: & ur big cobra dick is gonna be dying to plunge in deep full speed ahead - but you are not going to, are you?

John: I’m not

Jack: Why not, fuckstick?

John: b/c I promised

Jack: ur GD right u promised…so let’s say Joe releases u from ur promise while the head of ur dick is still clamped right there in the portal…do u fuck him then?

John: of course

Jack: fuck no u don’t moron - b/c your promise is you will not fuck him during this test EVEN if he releases u from your vow

John: oh

Jack: honestly, btwn us, tho, if u were to slip up then and u fucked him from sideways to sunday AFTER he had released you from your vow, that wouldn’t be the worst thing

John: it wouldn’t?

Jack: no, but if u can be strong & pull out then instead of pushing in - if u can be a real man - u’ll have some sick fucking mojo my friend - Joe will know he can trust you totally & he’ll be slamming his sweet ass back down onto your dick before u know it

Jack: so slipping up after being released wouldn’t be the worst deal, but holding true & using that sick fucking mojo later will be the best thing ever, make you guys a couple of dynamite fucking buttfuckers

Jack: Trust me, this shit is solid gold & it’s fun too - plus it would probly do Joe good to get just an inch or so of your cobra dick in his chute sooner rather than later - if that poor fucker really has to wait a month for u to put the wood to him at least he’ll be feeling that shroom of urs in his hole the whole holidays, in a good way, u know?

John: question, sir?

Jack: shoot

John: u said a few times ‘don’t fuck him THEN’ … ‘fuck him later’ etc, etc - how long do we have to wait after a successful test?

Jack: haha. u finally found the loophole - hardly at all! u can NOT fuck him tho IF your cock is in his ass when he releases u from ur vow… but

Jack: all you have to do is w/draw, cool down a cupla min, talk & if u both agree to proceed…u can have ur cake & eat it too

John: I don’t see a downside

Jack: nope not if u dont fuck this up. the only real d/s is if u promise not to fuck him, he trusts u, but u lose control & pound his ass…then u got laid but u r fucking toast forever after

John: I got that. can’t thank u enough for all of this jack

Jack: only thx I want is for you to properly fuck my lil bro - when he’s ready, tho sooner is better - as tenderly & as gently & as passionately as you would want to be fucked yourself, if you wanted to be fucked in the ass, which i’m not sure about u. I just want u to make joe happy

John: thx, later man

Jack: oh shit John I had this great idea a lil while ago & forgot to say - if u & Joe can’t seal this deal b4 school’s out - no, even if u do, why not cum over to MS for a few days right after u do ur family gig in big D? Joe & I have our own apt out back & I’ll gladly clear the fuck out so u guys can play house in pvt - it’s the perfect set up for illicit romance

Jack: personally certified for illicit romance

John: no doubt. i like that plan, will talk to Joe. Thx again

Jack: good deal - but u shd clear this chat & even tho u r all about bldg trust, probly best to let that shit slide this once & not let Joe know I’m all up in his biz, ok?

John: 10/4

Jack: i hope u know u have the best fucking guy in the world

John: I do

Jack: so give him what he needs & take good care of him ok?

John: I will

Jack: & good luck! so long

•••••••

Jack: ps - u ever think about a 3way?

John: LOL

Jack: u got my no. so buzz me if u need… or want…anything at all  ; )

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Benched/129.

Benched/129.

Benched/128.

Benched/128.

Love seat/2.

Love seat/2.

Morning has broken.

Morning has broken.

"A gentleman always reaches around."

"A gentleman always reaches around."

"He was my brother’s friend though I don’t think we were ever actually introduced…but I can tell you that he was one deep fucker…"

"He was my brother’s friend though I don’t think we were ever actually introduced…but I can tell you that he was one deep fucker…"

How I accidentally fucked my best friend when I misunderstood what he meant when he asked me to toss him a lifeline.

How I accidentally fucked my best friend when I misunderstood what he meant when he asked me to toss him a lifeline.

"Are we fucking yet?"

"Are we fucking yet?"

Go Tell it on the Mountain/285.

Go Tell it on the Mountain/285.

Their Eyes Were Watching Cock/1215.

Their Eyes Were Watching Cock/1215.

A Man Needs a Maid.

A Man Needs a Maid.