The Sublime Cock
Fucking bookworms.

Fucking bookworms.

sublimecock:

"Yeah, it was the strangest fucking coincidence…I was sleeping over at my best friend’s house and I got pretty lathered up just listening to him and his big fucking dick breathing across the room. Rather than risk total embarrassment and do what I really wanted to do - go crawl into bed with him - I slipped downstairs to jack off into a condom on the kitchen floor. The house was totally dark and I couldn’t see 12 inches in front of me. I was pounding my cock hard thinking about fucking my straight buddy upstairs, when I heard someone shuffle into the kitchen. 

Alarmed that an intruder was at large, I immediately dropped my hands to my side and was perfectly quiet. I could hear him moving closer to where I was sitting on the floor in the corner, but I still couldn’t see who it was. Suddenly he was looming over me, oblivious to my presence. I could hear him breathing over me and I caught a scent of vaguely familiar aftershave. As he turned away from me I saw a big fat dangling cock flopping just inches from my face. 

‘What kind of horse-hung house-breaker breaks into a house naked…,’ I was puzzling out just as the intruder turned around and squatted to sit down in the exact same space that I was occupying. To my utter surprise, the stranger sat down right on top of me with some force and impaled himself with my sheathed, lubed and ready erection. ‘Ooompf!’ he yelped in like surprise as his now-divided ass cheeks slammed down onto my lap, easily swallowing up my 8 inches - and giving himself away as no virgin.

The intruder tried to get up and away, but I grabbed him around the waist and forced him back down onto my throbbing cock. His struggles quickly subsided as he adjusted himself rather quickly to his changed circumstances. He wiggled and squirmed a bit and then began moving rhythmically up and down my straining cock, now emitting sighs of pleasure, or at least of pleasant surprise. 

The scent suddenly registered in my brain - this naked fucking fiend was wearing my best friend’s aftershave! As recognition dawned, I met his downward thrust with an upward grind of my own. 

And then the kitchen light snapped on. Standing at the switch was my best friend’s dear, sweet, horror-struck mother, hand already at her mouth stifling a scream as I rammed her son another good one on her kitchen floor.

So, yeah, that’s how I accidentally fucked my best friend in front of his mother on her previously spotless kitchen floor. You’d think a guy could just jack off in peace, right?”

sublimecock:

"Yeah, it was the strangest fucking coincidence…I was sleeping over at my best friend’s house and I got pretty lathered up just listening to him and his big fucking dick breathing across the room. Rather than risk total embarrassment and do what I really wanted to do - go crawl into bed with him - I slipped downstairs to jack off into a condom on the kitchen floor. The house was totally dark and I couldn’t see 12 inches in front of me. I was pounding my cock hard thinking about fucking my straight buddy upstairs, when I heard someone shuffle into the kitchen.

Alarmed that an intruder was at large, I immediately dropped my hands to my side and was perfectly quiet. I could hear him moving closer to where I was sitting on the floor in the corner, but I still couldn’t see who it was. Suddenly he was looming over me, oblivious to my presence. I could hear him breathing over me and I caught a scent of vaguely familiar aftershave. As he turned away from me I saw a big fat dangling cock flopping just inches from my face. ‘What kind of horse-hung house-breaker breaks into a house naked…,’ I was puzzling out just as the intruder turned around and squatted to sit down in the exact same space that I was occupying. To my utter surprise, the stranger sat down right on top of me with some force and impaled himself with my sheathed, lubed and ready erection. ‘Ooompf!’ he yelped in like surprise as his now-divided ass cheeks slammed down onto my lap, easily swallowing up my 8 inches - and giving himself away as no virgin.

The intruder tried to get up and away, but I grabbed him around the waist and forced him back down onto my throbbing cock. His struggles quickly subsided as he adjusted himself rather quickly to his changed circumstances. He wiggled and squirmed a bit and then began moving rhythmically up and down my straining cock, now emitting sighs of pleasure, or at least of pleasant surprise.

The scent suddenly registered in my brain - this naked fucking fiend was wearing my best friend’s aftershave! As recognition dawned, I met his downward thrust with an upward grind of my own.

And then the kitchen light snapped on. Standing at the switch was my best friend’s dear, sweet, horror-struck mother, hand already at her mouth stifling a scream as I rammed her son another good one on her kitchen floor.

So, yeah, that’s how I accidentally fucked my best friend in front of his mother on her previously spotless kitchen floor. You’d think a guy could just jack off in peace, right?”

Sun•riser/2.

Sun•riser/2.

Sun•riser.

Sun•riser.

"A gentleman always reaches around his best friend."

"A gentleman always reaches around his best friend."

"Hey…did anyone else notice how well this rug really ties the room together?"

"Hey…did anyone else notice how well this rug really ties the room together?"

How we fuck/1894.

How we fuck/1894.

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How we fuck/1892.

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How we fuck/1890.

How we fuck/1890.

"Yeah, it was the strangest fucking coincidence…I was sleeping over at my best friend’s house and I got pretty lathered up just listening to him and his big fucking dick breathing across the room. Rather than risk total embarrassment and do what I really wanted to do - go crawl into bed with him - I slipped downstairs to jack off into a condom on the kitchen floor. The house was totally dark and I couldn’t see 12 inches in front of me. I was pounding my cock hard thinking about fucking my straight buddy upstairs, when I heard someone shuffle into the kitchen. 

Alarmed that an intruder was at large, I immediately dropped my hands to my side and was perfectly quiet. I could hear him moving closer to where I was sitting on the floor in the corner, but I still couldn’t see who it was. Suddenly he was looming over me, oblivious to my presence. I could hear him breathing over me and I caught a scent of vaguely familiar aftershave. As he turned away from me I saw a big fat dangling cock flopping just inches from my face. 

‘What kind of horse-hung house-breaker breaks into a house naked…,’ I was puzzling out just as the intruder turned around and squatted to sit down in the exact same space that I was occupying. To my utter surprise, the stranger sat down right on top of me with some force and impaled himself with my sheathed, lubed and ready erection. ‘Ooompf!’ he yelped in like surprise as his now-divided ass cheeks slammed down onto my lap, easily swallowing up my 8 inches - and giving himself away as no virgin.

The intruder tried to get up and away, but I grabbed him around the waist and forced him back down onto my throbbing cock. His struggles quickly subsided as he adjusted himself rather quickly to his changed circumstances. He wiggled and squirmed a bit and then began moving rhythmically up and down my straining cock, now emitting sighs of pleasure, or at least of pleasant surprise. 

The scent suddenly registered in my brain - this naked fucking fiend was wearing my best friend’s aftershave! As recognition dawned, I met his downward thrust with an upward grind of my own. 

And then the kitchen light snapped on. Standing at the switch was my best friend’s dear, sweet, horror-struck mother, hand already at her mouth stifling a scream as I rammed her son another good one on her kitchen floor.

So, yeah, that’s how I accidentally fucked my best friend in front of his mother on her previously spotless kitchen floor. You’d think a guy could just jack off in peace, right?”

"Yeah, it was the strangest fucking coincidence…I was sleeping over at my best friend’s house and I got pretty lathered up just listening to him and his big fucking dick breathing across the room. Rather than risk total embarrassment and do what I really wanted to do - go crawl into bed with him - I slipped downstairs to jack off into a condom on the kitchen floor. The house was totally dark and I couldn’t see 12 inches in front of me. I was pounding my cock hard thinking about fucking my straight buddy upstairs, when I heard someone shuffle into the kitchen.

Alarmed that an intruder was at large, I immediately dropped my hands to my side and was perfectly quiet. I could hear him moving closer to where I was sitting on the floor in the corner, but I still couldn’t see who it was. Suddenly he was looming over me, oblivious to my presence. I could hear him breathing over me and I caught a scent of vaguely familiar aftershave. As he turned away from me I saw a big fat dangling cock flopping just inches from my face. ‘What kind of horse-hung house-breaker breaks into a house naked…,’ I was puzzling out just as the intruder turned around and squatted to sit down in the exact same space that I was occupying. To my utter surprise, the stranger sat down right on top of me with some force and impaled himself with my sheathed, lubed and ready erection. ‘Ooompf!’ he yelped in like surprise as his now-divided ass cheeks slammed down onto my lap, easily swallowing up my 8 inches - and giving himself away as no virgin.

The intruder tried to get up and away, but I grabbed him around the waist and forced him back down onto my throbbing cock. His struggles quickly subsided as he adjusted himself rather quickly to his changed circumstances. He wiggled and squirmed a bit and then began moving rhythmically up and down my straining cock, now emitting sighs of pleasure, or at least of pleasant surprise.

The scent suddenly registered in my brain - this naked fucking fiend was wearing my best friend’s aftershave! As recognition dawned, I met his downward thrust with an upward grind of my own.

And then the kitchen light snapped on. Standing at the switch was my best friend’s dear, sweet, horror-struck mother, hand already at her mouth stifling a scream as I rammed her son another good one on her kitchen floor.

So, yeah, that’s how I accidentally fucked my best friend in front of his mother on her previously spotless kitchen floor. You’d think a guy could just jack off in peace, right?”

How I accidentally fucked my best friend when I walked in on him & his little brother in an awkward position.

How I accidentally fucked my best friend when I walked in on him & his little brother in an awkward position.

Hey, I’ve got a great idea…lie down on that tree and let’s fuck with your back scraping on that rough bark…”

Hey, I’ve got a great idea…lie down on that tree and let’s fuck with your back scraping on that rough bark…”

"Are we fucking yet?"

"Are we fucking yet?"